If you do not agree with me on these topics, please refrain from reading my blog…
Kidding. Please continue, because you are one of few readers. Hooray for varying opinions and subjectivity.
1) Spotify, not Pandora
WHY: You can build your own playlists and download entire albums at a time. You also have the option of purchasing an account with no advertisements on Spotify (ironic how I avoid those, seeing as that is the industry in which I’m trying to pursue a job).
2) Delta, not Southwest
WHY: Because I’m from Atlanta, and so is Delta. Plus, I’ve been flying with them since I was a fetus. Told you this would be subjective.
3) Google, not Bing
WHY: “I’m gonna Bing it,” said no one ever.
4) Apple, not Microsoft
WHY: iPhone, iPad, MacBook (Pro, Air, etc.) , iPod, Apple TV… do I need to go on?
5) Target, not Walmart
WHY: Refer to the related blog post on this subject.
6) Dick’s Sporting Goods, not Sports Authority
WHY: Maybe the store should be called “Lack of Inventory and Customer Service” Authority.
7) Disney World, not Six Flags
WHY: I hate roller coasters so much. Disney World has more variety in their rides. Also, it makes me feel like my only worry in the world is which ice cream flavor I should get, instead of which ride is going to send me flying into the air toward my inevitable death.
8) CVS, not Walgreens
WHY: Walgreens was the new kid on the block in my neighborhood growing up. I didn’t like it. The End.
9) Willy’s Mexicana Grill, not Moe’s Southwest Grill
WHY: My friends know how much I truly believe in this. It is a loyalty buried deep down in my soul stemming from the fact that a) Willy’s has better cheese dip and b) Willy’s has better everything else, too.
10) Domino’s, not Papa John’s
WHY: Garlic crust. C’mon.
11) Publix, not Kroger
WHY: “Where Shopping Is A Pleasure” (that’s what I need) vs. “Right Store. Right Price” (snore). Also, Publix subs cannot be beaten.
12) Nike, not Adidas
WHY: Girl moment: Nike shorts and Nike shoes are the best. Boy moment: Nike is endorsed by athletes like Michael Jordan, Rory McIlroy and Roger Federer.
13) TJ Maxx, not Marshall’s
WHY: I know they are basically the same store to most people, but in my opinion, TJ Maxx is far better organized and clean while also having better options.
14) Dove, not Secret
WHY: Dove makes deodorant, hair products AND soap. Boom.
15) AT&T, not Verizon
WHY: I’ve been an AT&T customer since I got my first cell phone, so yeah, this is obviously biased. Also, AT&T has the greatest cable service ever, otherwise known as U-Verse. I don’t see Verizon pulling out any stops for cable.
16) Coca-Cola, not Pepsi
WHY: If you need an explanation, shame on you.
17) Chick-fil-a, not [insert any other fast food chain]
WHY: Don’t get me wrong; I like many other fast food restaurants. However, Chick-fil-a invented the chicken sandwich and the chicken biscuit. Everyone else is a poser.
18) People Magazine, not Us Weekly
WHY: I have an inexplicable loyalty to and deep trust of People Magazine.
19) Ben & Jerry’s, not Haagen Dazs
WHY: One word: “core” – Google that word with Ben & Jerry’s. You’re welcome.
20) Amazon, not eBay
WHY: Amazon has the option of personally selling your x, y, and z just like eBay. But if you’re the buyer, you don’t have to have an occasional panic attack about a bid war with some 12 year old in Indonesia.
21) Instagram, not Facebook
WHY: I’m aware that Facebook now owns Instagram, but if you keep the two entities separate, Instagram is the clear winner. The only things people care about on Facebook, photos, are the only focus of Instagram. No more invitations to “like” a page dedicated to lamps.
22) Cinnamon Toast Crunch, not Golden Grahams
WHY: This is a clear rip-off. You’re not fooling anyone, GG.
23) Netflix, not Hulu Plus
WHY: Hulu Plus does not have its own various television series that have won Emmys.
24) The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon, not Jimmy Kimmel Live
WHY: Whoever says they do not want Jimmy Fallon to be their best friend, confidant, husband, partner, camp bunkmate, breakdancing rival, or personal thank you note writer is a liar. Plus, The Roots are incredible.
25) NFL, not NBA
WHY: The Atlanta Hawks have never inspired me to be interested in professional basketball. Granted, the Atlanta Falcons aren’t very motivating either. I guess this is a moot point.
That’s all I have. For now.
The Brandwasher 